The Twelve Days of Tenure

On the twelfth glance at her case, what did we all see:

12 people asking her questions in her office, 11 times taught Intro Programming, 10 journal articles, 9 pieces of software, 8 book chapters, 7 invited panels, 6 submitted articles, 5 mil-lion bucks!, 4 invited talks, 3 students, 2 post-docs, and a degree from MIT.

NOTE: The 12 days of Christmas is (easily) the most satirized song ever. I used to maintain a website of satires of it here but it was too hard to keep up? Why? Because anyone can write one. I wrote the one above in about 10 minutes during a faculty meeting to decide someone's Tenure case.